Is this for real?

Ripped abs,
Long, lanky arms and legs
White complexion with glistening sweat beads
Super duper handsome face
dunking a basketball so alpha-manly
for the camera with his green jersey.

I was never messing up with boys that hot.
Never even dared to speak to them
fearing they do not know how to carry a conversation

and that their head is held so high
Your voice can never reach their ear.

You treat me with utter politeness
that is bordering on admiration.

For a guy who's into manly things,
you ask how to sell hair extensions.

You even suggested products for us
and I had to politely agree even though it sucks.

Such circumstance we have,
beautiful stranger.

I know you know me,
and now that I know you,
it can't keep me from being intrigued